pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

(via doodle-shmoodle)

ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

(via adamrichins)

fraxtil:

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

fraxtil:

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

(via doodle-shmoodle)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via detrea)

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

(via noodlebrain11)

nicevagina:

Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo. 

(via adamrichins)

Feeling fancy today.

Feeling fancy today.

doodle-shmoodle asked: It's from 'Our Idiot Brother' with Paul Rudd.

thank you.

someone tell me what this is from

(via doodle-shmoodle)

modifieddoll:

eine-schoene-schrecklichkeit:

darbyxxxrose:

oh my good goddess!! that is fucking stunning!

*applause*

pls…

modifieddoll:

eine-schoene-schrecklichkeit:

darbyxxxrose:

oh my good goddess!! that is fucking stunning!

*applause*

pls…

(via thenoveltyhasworn)

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(via thenoveltyhasworn)

pincussion:

taleoftwincities:

Left something for the fuckers.

Yes.

pincussion:

taleoftwincities:

Left something for the fuckers.

Yes.

Lindsey. NC. I like cats, body modification, and food.

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