friclge:

when i see that i have mail 

When you see that all the mail you have is bills.

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

ihatenicolascage:

ihatenicolascage:

This was just for fun

That one time I made this picture and it got a few notes.

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not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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gnarly:

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY GOD

😂😂😂😂

tavr0ss Asked
Questionwhat does puta mean? Answer

peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are