the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
We have a run of brand new styles of plugs from ANATOMETAL
This blue dream come true in 1/2” features their signature gem clusters with a tiny dangle INSIDE!
Talk about eye catching!
OH GOOD LORD!
i’ve never seen something so accurate
SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
seriously guys, listen to this
this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure
That…that is a flawless description
isnt it weird that you won’t remember this exact moment in like a month
Things I DO NOT want:
- Another pretty face
- Just anyone to hold
- My love to go to waste
Things I DO want:
- Your beautiful soul
six selfies that make me feel good about myself?
bitch every selfie makes me feel good about myself. that’s the entire point.
Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable? I would never decide which one to use. Do. Not. Like.
i want him to die honestly
Everyone should know how disgusting this little fuck is
I wish I still lived in North Carolina so I could find this little fuck and beat the living shit out of him.