TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
askboxmemes: In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.
ruthdecay: willin0ise: almightykushlord: if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child Same Yus!
ghost-anus: ghost-anus: accidentally offending a good friend purposefully offending a bad friend
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
vegancajun: eyeslikecominghome: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin Someone’s never got gentian violet on them! ^^^^^^^
These are actually really good...fuck, someone get...
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
someone do this.
multipack: pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!
hornyenigma: Balancing a checkbook is literally subtracting from a total. If you can’t do that then maybe you should have listened more in the first grade instead of bitching about what they don’t teach you in school.
When people unfollow me
On anon, tell me the sluttiest thing you've ever...
2ndart: tristamateer: please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you I hate my penis.
dootzy: this video will make your day better
wolfking1378: I actually didn’t know thigh gaps were an issue until tumblr.